Surprise!

The end is here. Thanks so much for the ride.

We must accept that WARD, like all things eventually do, has come to its end.

Hey Riley, you’re splashing some plot into my epilogue

Number Boy 5 and the Major Malfunctions are a match made in heaven. I can’t believe this is true, but it is.

do you think “e1” mean Epilogue 1 or Egg 1?

In which Capes accidentally invent democracy

Really regretting that part where we specifically said The Sleeper wouldn’t show up.

Look, I’m not trying to judge anyone here, but maybe genocide is bad?

Remember when Victoria said she was an 8 out of 10? Lol. We’re discussing 20.5 and 20.6

Victoria is fine, y’all. There’s nothing to worry about. We definitely don’t compare her to Goddess, Heartbreaker, or The Simurgh all in this week’s episode. Not at all. It’s fine. Cool. 10/10

This week we begin the final arc of Ward…probably. I mean it’s named Last, right? That’s probably not a trick. Right? Guys?

This week, Scott realizes he actually loved Brian all along and didn’t know it. Also, The Simurgh is bad! Who saw that coming? Not us!

This week Amy’s back and she makes us…not angry? Wait, that can’t be right.

Can you feel the love tonight?

We might have gotten confirmation that the unifying bird theory was wrong, but I still stand firm on it.

I hope nobody has a needle phobia.

Gilpatrick is daddy

EGG

The Arc, it burns. The googles, they do nothing!

It’s time for Smoke Lady and The Jump Bros (new band name) to do battle!

Beautiful Conversations and Sidepiece being Sidepiece in this week’s episode!

This week our major malfunction is that we love the Major Malfunctions too much.

In her most relatable move yet, Victoria tries to convince her dad to murder her sister. We’re discussing chapters 17.9 and 17.10!

Originally this episode was only supposed to last 30 minutes, but we found we had considerably more stamina.

This week we cover chapters 17.5 and 17.6. Victoria desperately reaches out for connections, but they’re all just slightly out of reach.

As we head into chapters 17.3 and 17.4 the theme of the arc, and indeed the entire, book comes into focus.

Let’s wrap up Amy interlude part 2 and then get the hell out of her head. This week we’re finishing up Arc 16 with chapter 16.z and then beginning Sundown with 17.1 and 17.2!

It’s time for the Amy Sucks Variety Hour! (Part 1 of 2)

We interrupt your regularly scheduled podcast to answer all of your questions!

It’s getting hot in Rain’s dream room. Literally. Victoria is on fire.

Trigger Events All Day!

This week on the show…she hurt the chicken.

In which Victoria turns into a Mistborn and seems absolutely fine with it.

Arc 16 begins with some french toast and some sleeping.

Pour one out for the best girl.

Proudly introducing Jeff the Nice Number Boy!

Our coverage Dying continues with chapters 15.6 and 15.7, wherein Contessa returns to the story and brings all the trolleys with her.

If you think about it, we’re all dying.

At the end of Breaking, Breakthrough is cracked, but not broken.

This week: Amy fucks up some more, Scott explains what a milkshake duck is and our heroes are suddenly super cool with giving knives to children.

Meet the new Cauldron, same as the old Cauldron. We’re covering 13.x and 13.9!

This week Dauntless has some connection issues and March comes to an end.

This week on We’ve Got Ward, Victoria’s hatred of eggs comes back with a vengeance and then…it’s shard time baby!

This week on We’ve Got Ward, we pretend that 12.z got stuck in a time bubble, so this is the first episode of Arc 12: Heavens with our coverage of 12.1 and 12.2

This week on We’ve Got Ward, Scott and Matt get really anxious and Aiden’s face falls off. Its chapters 11.10 and 11.11!

I regret to inform you that we doubt this week’s episode ends very well for our characters. It’s 11.8 and 11.b! No doubt.

Weld, no.

Happy New Year! We’re back and ready to start 2019 off strong. We’re covering the first three chapters of Arc 11: Blinding in this week’s episode.

This week we complete Arc 10 Polarize with chapters 10.y and 10.z. Chris gets stuck in a monstrous POV triangle and Aiden is stuck in the world’s worst love triangle.

This week we discuss chapters 10.12 and 10.13 in which somebody asks out Victoria and somebody shoots Kenzie. Different people, presumably.

This week we discuss chapters 10.10 and 10.11 in which THE WORST THING EVER HAPPENS.

This week, it’s chapter 10.9 and 10.x! Breakthrough makes more deals with more devils and then we spend some time in one particular devil’s head.

This week we’re covering chapters 10.7 and 10.8. The team spies on Love Loss and her fucked up family and Scott and Matt continue to have Sveta anxiety.

This week it’s chapters 10.5 and 10.6. Tattletale is a jerk and Sveta ain’t doing great. 

Things are starting to get a little polarizing as we move into chapters 10.3 and 10.4.

It’s new Arc time! Let’s talk about the first two chapters of Arc 10: Polarize.

This week Gleaming finally comes to an end as we cover chapters 9.z and 9.Interlude

This week we’re covering chapters 9.14 and 9.15. Team Breakthrough reunites, sort of. Kenzie gets a breakthrough of her own and then Goddess completely falls to pieces.

Happy Wardsday! (Haven't used that one in a while) We're back to cover MORE of Arc 6: Gleaming, which at this point I'm just assuming never ends. This week its chapters 9.12 and 9.13. DISCUSSION QUESTION Pick a character and explain how they are the author of their...

After our week off in which Scott watched many movies we are back to cover Arc 9: Chapters 9.9, 9.y, 9.10, and 9.11!

This week we are discussing chapters 9.7, 9.x, and 9.8! But mostly just 9.x…cause…well…you know

Arc 9 is heating up! This week we discuss chapters 9.5 and 9.6. Victoria, Byron, and the Malfunctions battle some Teacher thralls and then learn how stupid Tristan is! DISCUSSION QUESTION Pick an element from the prologue and discuss how it has either paid off in the...

This week Arc 9 continues with chapters 9.3 and 9.4. Team Breakthrough gets mind controlled, but Victoria yells at Amy anyway. Then: finally a chance for Byron, Captain of Gondor to show his quality.  

This week we begin Arc 9: Gleaming with chapters 9.1 and 9.2. Victoria finally reveals the wretch to her team and then goes to have a fun talk with Amy and her pal Goddess. DISCUSSION QUESTION Wildbow’s ability to set up intimidating Big Bads is a strong suit of his...

This week, we wrap up Arc 8 Beacon by covering the two interlude chapters: 8.x and 8.y.

It’s showtime this week as we cover chapters 8.11 and 8.12

This week, We’ve Got Ward finally returns with Arc 8: Beacon, covering chapters 8.7 through 8.10.

We continue with Arc 8: Beacon, covering chapters 8.4-8.6. Victoria unleashes her new Super Hero Team formula we’re lovingly calling the Taylor Maneuver against a couple of bad-dressing, crappy-named losers.

The guys take a break from analyzing Ward to analyze your questions!

This week on an especially late episode We’ve Got Ward we jump into Beacon with chapters 8.1, 8.2 and 8.3! It’s all very foreboding!

Kenzie takes a trip down horribly disturbing memory lane and we spend some time with everyone’s favorite Parahuman Bigot: Gary Nieves!

This week on We’ve Got Ward its name day as the Misfit Toys finally settle on Breakthrough! We’re covering Chapters 7.7 and 7.8!

This week on We’ve Got Ward, we resume your regularly scheduled Torching with chapters 7.5 and 7.6. Ashley and Rain are in prison, and the Misfit Toys have to figure out what’s next for their team.

This week on a very special and extra long episode of We’ve Got Ward, we cover the week-long event arc, Eclipse! We’re doing the whole thing this week so strap in!

This week on We’ve Got Ward, Torch continues with chapters 7.3 and 7.4. 

This week on We’ve Got Ward, we grab our pitchforks and dive into Arc 7: Torch with chapters 7.1 and 7.2.

This week on We’ve Got Ward, we finish up Arc 6: Pitch covering chapters 6.8 and 6.9!

This week on We’ve Got Ward, it’s part 3 of Arc 6: Pitch covering chapters 6.6 and 6.7!

We continue our analysis of Arc 6 with chapters 6.4 and 6.5!

This week on We’ve Got Ward we make headway into Arc 6: Pitch with chapters 6.2 and 6.3!

This week on We’ve Got Ward it’s finally time to wrap up Arc 5: Shadow as we discuss 5.y, Jonathan’s interlude. Then, after taking a bit of time to discuss Arc 5 as a whole we move right on into Arc 6: Pitch with Chapter 6.1.

This week on We’ve Got Ward it’s part SIX of Arc 5 shadow we discuss chapters 5.12 and 5.x. Oh, look an interlude. That means the arc is almost over!  

We continue our analysis of the eternal Arc 5: Shadow with chapters 5.10 and 5.11

Arc 5: Shadow continues with Chapters 5.7-5.9

This week on We’ve Got Ward, the guys continue their analysis of Ward Arc 5: Shadow with chapters 5.d and 5.6!

We continue our analysis of Arc 5: Shadow with chapters 5.4 and 5.5

We continue our analysis of WARD with the first three chapters of Arc 5: Shadow

This week we wrap up our analysis of Arc 4: Shade!

Arc 4 Coverage continues with chapters 4.b and 4.6!

We continue to discuss Arc 4 of WARD with chapters 4.a-4.5

Matt and Scott begin their up to date coverage of Ward with the first three chapters of Arc 4: Shade.

Matt and Scott go through Arc 3 and catch up with the rest of you!

Matt and Scott continue their WARD analysis with Arc 2!

Scott and Matt examine the first Arc of Wildbow’s sequel.

On the very first episode of We’ve Got WARD, the guys begin their journey by discussing the prologue!