by Matt Freeman | Jun 30, 2015 | Reality TV, Uncategorized
Part I, Part II, Part III, Part IV, Part V Previously on Scott Watches The Bachelorette: Hit by A Car Guy demonstrated how deep he was by calling the Bachelorette shallow and dramatically leaving the show. Weeks later while attempting to pick up some barflys by...
by Matt Freeman | Jun 23, 2015 | Reality TV, Scott's Rants, Uncategorized
Part I, Part II, Part III, Part IV Last time on Scott Watches The Bachelorette: San Antonio was gross looking Steel Welder Guy whined a lot about Old Show Guy and got a terrible haircut to match his terrible attitude Pretty much everyone fell in love with the...
by Matt Freeman | Jun 16, 2015 | Reality TV, Scott's Rants, Uncategorized
Part I, Part II, Part III Previously on Scott Watches The Bachelorette: One half of the ambiguously gay duo was sent home, leaving the other half, Loves His Daughter Guy broken hearted and alone. Scott misses the wise words of Crazy Healer Guy. Old Show Guy made his...
by Matt Freeman | Jun 9, 2015 | Reality TV, Scott's Rants, Uncategorized
This is Part III of a continuing series. See Part I & Part II Guys. You keep reading these damn articles. Like a lot of you. It’s not even funny anymore. Did you guys know I write these great movie reviews? Cause I do! Here’s one. And here. Have another! ...
by Matt Freeman | Jun 2, 2015 | Reality TV, Scott's Rants, Uncategorized
You fools. You damn fools. Last week I watched The Bachelorette for the first time and it was just as terrible as I anticipated. I wrote about it because I figured if I’m going to suffer through this, you all should too. What I didn’t tell you is I was only...
by Matt Freeman | May 26, 2015 | Reality TV, Scott's Rants, Uncategorized
I’ve never watched the Bachelor/ette because I have a healthy level of respect for myself and am not a masochist …is a sentence I was able to write until last night, when I willingly sat down and subjected myself to two hours of a boring girl pretending...